Saturday, May 14, 2011

Locked Out, Minxy Birthday Gifts and Awards

You might think I would have done some writing when I was locked out of Blogger over the past few days – but you’d be wrong. I strongly believe that if you carry out the same procedure countless times, you will eventually get a different outcome (who said that was the definition of madness?). I was proved right when, on the millionth attempt, I was able to log in.

Thankfully, all seems to be well now, and the problem means the deadlines for the competitions to win my Minxy Birthday Gift and Rae Summers' Minxy e-book have been extended until tomorrow – winners will be announced on Monday. Pop over to the Minxes’ blog now, for details of this and other great Birthday Prizes.

And, now we’re all safely back, I’d like to thank lovely Teresa and lovely Patsy for nominating me for the Versatile Blogger award.

 As a condition of accepting, I now have to tell you 7 things about myself. This time I’m going to restrict it to food:

1. When there’s a choice, I always choose sweet over savoury. Sometimes, when we’re eating out, I even order a starter instead of a main so I can have a big pudding.

2. I like tomato soup, I like tomato sauce. But I don’t like tomatoes. Never have done. I think it’s the seeds.

3. If I’d married the man who killed two of his wives with poisonous mushrooms and the third with a hammer because she wouldn’t eat the mushrooms (I think it was a joke), I’d have been the one he killed with a hammer. I don’t like mushrooms. It’s the taste and the texture – and the fact I would be eating fungus.

4. I don’t like most fruit or veg. Even the ones I do like seem like a chore, so I always eat them first so I can enjoy the rest of my meal.

5. As far as I’m concerned, nuts in chocolate is a crime against nature.

6. However, everything else is improved by adding chocolate into the equation. I frequently get my ‘five-a-day’ through eating chocolate covered treats (chocolate raisins, Bounty, Chocolate Orange, Fry’s Orange Cream, fruit fondants...).

7. Cooking isn’t my strong point. But I’m great at reheating ready meals.

As I was nominated for the award twice, I will be listing another seven facts soon: 7 reasons why I know my backside’s too big.

Next Wednesday: Wendy S Marcus will be blogging here, and she’ll be giving details of how you can win a copy of her fabulous debut Medical Romance for Harlequin, WHEN ONE NIGHT ISN’T ENOUGH.

17 comments:

Patsy said...

I can't help wondering if there's a link between these 7 things and the next lot!

Suzanne Jones said...

I suspect you might be right about that, Patsy :0)

XX

Lacey Devlin said...

LOL number three is hilarious! Fungus or a hammer... fungus or a hammer... hmm...

Joanna said...

I have completely the same tomato trouble. I really enjoyed reading your seven things. Looking forward to the next seven too!

L'Aussie said...

Hi Suzanne. I enjoyed reading your 7things. I love nuts in chocolate, especially macadamias,and I too often order entree rather than a main to make sure I can fit in a luscious dessert.

I hope I can remember to come back on Wednesday!

Denise

Caroline said...

Oh you are funny Suzanne. Great 7 things! Caroline x

Teresa Ashby said...

Your seven things have made me hungry - I need chocolate raisins now ;-)

Suzanne Jones said...

Hi Lacey - I'm definitely going with the hammer :0)

Hi Joanna - if only they made them without seeds.

Oh, hope you do, Denise - Wendy's preparing a fab post.

Aw, thank you, Caroline.

Good idea, Teresa - I think I'll get some myself, too :0)

XX

Julie P said...

I want chocolate as well now!

Madeleine said...

Love the answers! I managed to get some knitting done while locked out of blogger. I was determined not to obsess about it that was until I found out what had been lost... :O)

Debs Carr said...

I do the same as you do in your #1 and I have to admit it hadn't occurred to me to eat my five a day with chocolate covered varieties. What a brilliant idea!

Carla Swafford said...

And I thought chocolate over anything tasted wonderful. LOL!

No matter what people tell you, eating veggies and fruit doesn't help with weight. I love them and it hasn't helped my weight at all.

suzy doodling said...

Hi Suzanne,
I was frantic worrying what I'd done wrong with blogger. I thought someone had been messing with it. Loved your list of seven, looking forward to Wednesday.

Nas Dean said...

Hi Suzanne,

Loved reading about your seven! Lol! Hilarious!

Looking forward to the giveaway!

Suzanne Jones said...

I think you should have chocolate, Julie :0)

Oh dear, Madeleine – I hope you managed to recover the lost things.

I can recommend a chocolate orange, Debs :0)

It is actually quite surprising how many calories there are in some fruit and veg, Carla. I suppose it doesn’t help that I treat myself to chocolate for being a good girl and eating the veggies up in the first place :0)

Thank you, Suzay. I think what worries me most when blogger’s down is not knowing if I’ll ever be able to get back in.

Hi Nas - great to see you. And thank you.

XX

Elliot Grace said...

...funny stuff! Chocolate...nice:)

EL

Suzanne Jones said...

Great to see you, El.

:0)