Regular visitors will know how much I hate my day jobs. And it doesn't look like I'm ever going to earn a living from what I love to do most - writing. So I need a new plan of action.
I need to earn a lot of money quickly and the means by which I do this has to be legal and moral.
Ideas gratefully received.
Just a quick thought: if my oddly shaped feet were hairy, I could get work as a Hobbit.